Tag: I Got 99 Questions…And Answers :)

So I know that alot of other blogs have already done this, but the questions were funny and I thought it could help people get to know me better lol so without further ado….

QUESTIONS:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open…with all my stuff hanging out of it.

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? nah

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? um, out?

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? maybe I have lol Just kidding

5:Do you like to use post-it notes? YEP

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? I don’t cut them in the first place

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? A beer definitely, bees are scary as shiz

8. Do you have freckles? nope

9:Do you always smile for pictures? Can’t help it 🙂

10:What is your biggest pet peeve? When people touch my stuff…..oooh..

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? yep and when i walk down the stairs

12:Have you ever peed in the woods? ew no

13:What about pooped in the woods? wtf…no!

14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? all the time!

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? gross

16:How many people have you slept with this week? none lol

17:What size is your bed? Full

18:What is your Song of the week? Power Rangers theme song lol

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? heck yeah

20:Do you still watch cartoons? spongebob is my guilty pleasure…cept not so guilty

21:Whats your least favorite movie? The third mummy movie. Just awful.

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? haha nice try

23:What do you drink with dinner? Water

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Honey Mustard

25:What is your favorite food? Pizza Rolls- I’m addicted

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Star Wars

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you? Idk

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? lol no

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? My mom would kill me. I like living…

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Middle school and it was for a grade.

31:Can you change the oil on a car? No

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nah

33:Ever ran out of gas? Nope

34:Favorite kind of sandwich? Subway

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? BACON!!!!!!!

36:What is your usual bedtime? 1am

37:Are you lazy? Very much so

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A witch, literally like every year

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? I think I’m a pig

40:How many languages can you speak? uno

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No, that’s what Google’s for

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos. Duh.

43:Are you stubborn? Very

44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? wouldn’t know, I don’t watch either

45:Ever watch soap operas? when I was little lol

46:Are you afraid of heights? scared to death…

47:Do you sing in the car? surprisingly no

48:Do you sing in the shower? Yep

49:Do you dance in the car? Nope

50:Ever used a gun? No

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? School ID

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? a little bit, but I still love them

53:Is Christmas stressful? no

54:Ever eat a pierogi? eat a what?…no don’t think so

55:Favorite type of fruit pie? I don’t like pie…

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A chef…but I can’t cook

57:Do you believe in ghosts? a little…

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? All the time

59:Take a vitamin daily? I want to, but i always forget to take them

60:Wear slippers? no just socks.

61:Wear a bath robe? Nope

62:What do you wear to bed? a t-shirt and PJ pants

63:First concert? lol diggy simmons

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? WALMART!!!

65:Nike or Adidas? Nike

66:Cheetos Or Fritos? neither

67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? I’m allergic to peanuts and i don’t like sunflower seeds

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? nah

69:Ever take dance lessons? no

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Umm…something cool?

71:Can you curl your tongue? yep

72:Ever won a spelling bee? No, but I would have if not for the word “crew” smh don’t ask lol

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? no

74:Own any record albums?no

75:Own a record player? considering I don’t own records..no

76:Regularly burn incense? Yes actually

77:Ever been in love? never

78:Who would you like to see in concert? Beyonce

79:What was the last concert you saw? Justin Bieber on Netflix…that counts right?

80:Hot tea or cold tea? Cold

81:Tea or coffee? Coffee

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? Sugar

83:Can you swim well? nope

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? can’t everybody?

85:Are you patient? I wish

86:DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ

87:Ever won a contest? no

88:Ever have plastic surgery? No, and never will

89:Which are better black or green olives? neither yuck

90:Can you knit or crochet? I can do both! 🙂

91:Best room for a fireplace? Den

92:Do you want to get married? Possibly

93:If married, how long have you been married? I’m not

94:Who was your HS crush? Anakin Skywalker before he went to the dark side.

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Not anymore

96:Do you have kids? Nope

97:Do you want kids? I don’t know

98:Whats your favorite color? Purple

99:Do you miss anyone right now? Yes

So there you have it folks- 99 random ass questions and answers that have probably convinced you that I’m a weirdo…if you didn’t already think so lol 😉
Like please!
– Jacquie

5 Things That I CAN’T STAND…

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There are soooooo many things, way more than just 5, but here you go.

1. PENS WITHOUT CAPS…I don’t know why, but they annoy the heck outta me. You know how in school when you didn’t have a pen or pencil and you’d pick one up that somebody dropped in the hallway? 90% of the time they were either some chewed up pencil (yuck) or a dried up marker or pen that was missing its cap. That’s what they remind me of…lol

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2. GROSS SOUNDING WORDS…like “Tissue” or “Lukewarm.” I literally cringe when anyone says the word “Moist” *shudders*

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3.STUPID EXCUSES. You know, when people do something stupid and give you dumb excuses for why the did it. For example when you ask somebody “Why are you messing with my stuff?” and then they be like “Oh, my bad- I didn’t know it was yours.”

……Wtf!!! You knew damn well that it wasn’t yours…

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4. WHEN PEOPLE TOUCH MY STUFF. Oh my gosh, I cannot put into words just how much I absolutely loathe people touching my things, like mother-effer you ain’t pay for nuthin- so don’t touch nuthin. Now I’m not a total bitch with it- like I don’t care if my friends do it (as long as they don’t break shiz that they ain’t buy) and if I give you permission- meaning you asked me first. Otherwise, if have you the audacity to mess with my stuff…oooohh….

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5. IGNORANCE. if you’re ignorant of something than obviously you don’t know better. But for real, if you have no idea with the heck you’re talking about don’t say shiz…’cause then you just sound stupid.

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– Jacquie

Why Can’t My Room STAY CLEAN!!!!!?

I honestly don’t understand why my room can’t stay clean for more than 2 weeks.

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After I finish cleaning my room I pretty much feel awesome, I know where shiz is and my room no longer looks like a bomb went off. 

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I make all these promises to myself about keeping it clean smh…Yeah the heck right! lol somehow it ALWAYS manages to get dirty again. no joke I swear it’s like it gets messy overnight or some shiz- one day it’s clean and then the next day when you walk in it’s like WTF!!!!

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grrrrrr, like why????!!!! no matter what I do…

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Sigh, where did I put the effing broom?
lol please like and share!!!
– Jacquie 😉